“Nepo” Bonaparte
@EquitiesInTX
Hater of the Upside Down Dallas Hat Guys. Cocktail Lounge enthusiast. Average golfer, below average skier. Replacer of Reserves, Dallasite, Pony Excess
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Me cleaning my apartment before a night out under the assumption that a girl will be coming home w me
People will say this is a bad loss for Miami but the reality is the Canes lost on the road to an SMU program with just as many ACC Championship Game appearances as the Canes have.
2 years since meeting my Nigerian Uber Driver when, blacked out, I talked footy with him for 45 minutes. Reunited with him for the YANITED game at the pub today. Godspeed fellas
phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.
Rory McIlroy: “I still think America is the greatest country in the world.”
Cantlay: Finance. Is actually proficient in Excel Cam: some IT guy who just spent 4 days fixing a Teams integration issue (he hates Teams) Ben: Overly, energetic Product Manager. Uses a standup desk. Collin: Intense BizDev guy. Drives a blacked out Model X
It's mathematically impossible for a 17-team ACC to each play 9 league games, so how would the ACC do it? “We have the highest rated academic schools of any Power Four conference,” an ACC AD told @On3sports. “We’ll figure it out.”
I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol
🚨🔴⚪️ Crystal Palace accept tonight £60m package from Arsenal for Eberechi Eze, agreement club to club done. Arsenal finalising contract terms with Eze with player keen on joining #AFC project. ⏳🧨
Can a geologist let me know the best way to identify refrac candidates in the Barnett? Probably being done by BKV
Sinner-Alcaraz is the best show in sports right now. The movement, ball striking and control from both, Sinner’s unrivaled baseline power and Alcaraz’s unmatched creativity & variety, all while both are cracking serves 135+ mph, is just unbelievable. Truly alien tennis.
Liberating people from work is exactly how you properly use your platform
Ben Shelton called on Morgan Stanley to give his sister more PTO so she can continue watching him play at Wimbledon—and they gave her the week off.
Beer is narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams
Just cracked jokes at a mineral owners asking price on the phone as an intern and come to find out this is her ownership
“AHHH I’M THE FORDOW NUCLEAR FACILITY IN IRAN AND I DON’T WORK ANYMORE AHHH!”
“See that” “That’s WTI ripping” “Kinda sick”
It’s days like today where I wish I was an Iranian scientist. I don’t even have to go out and pay for drinking, I can just stay at home and get bombed
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