Eric Cunningham
@EricCunningham
Writer: “Hit Job” on Audible Also: @thedrewbarrymoreshow & @kidstonightshow Host: @BigIdeaGameShow Kermit: @nightlateshow
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Hit Job's on @audible_com starting today! It's a horror-comedy series I created about working at KillCo, a corporatized version of The Purge. I'm so excited for it & it's very dumb (OF COURSE there's a murderer who only talks in a Bane voice) Listen now! adbl.co/HitJob
If you’re reading this, you are on my defunct Twitter profile. My website is up there, email me instead. xoxo,
GIANT "Fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an Englishman!" GIANT (internally) Nice going. You used made-up words and *still* couldn't hit the rhyme.
Lumière brothers’ 1885 short film “Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat”
(trying to remind my wife that we have a nuclear war preparedness kit WITHOUT alarming her) "y'know what could be fun? getting out the ol hand-cranked AM radio."
it’s called Bread Bled Redemption
Jesus Christ is coming... in a video game. 'I Am Jesus Christ' lets you play as the Son of God, turning water into wine and all that. ew.com/gaming/i-am-je…
ew.com
Finally, a video game that lets you play as Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ is coming... in a video game. 'I Am Jesus Christ' lets you play as the Son of God, turning water into wine and all that.
The emergency broadcast announcing the commencement of The Purge, except it’s for Opposite Day.
Honestly, this kind of thing is exactly what we all need right now:
Jesus Christ is coming... in a video game. 'I Am Jesus Christ' lets you play as the Son of God, turning water into wine and all that. ew.com/gaming/i-am-je…
ew.com
Finally, a video game that lets you play as Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ is coming... in a video game. 'I Am Jesus Christ' lets you play as the Son of God, turning water into wine and all that.
My dentist, while she’s scraping my teeth: “Are you… laughing?”
One of my favorite things about the book is seeing people learning how to do and be the subject of early digital photography
TIME is a flat circle.
Trump is not evacuating and will stay at Mar-a-Lago through storm although the club has closed, per @jdawsey1. Read more: wapo.st/3tgKHHu
washingtonpost.com
Hurricane Nicole downgraded to tropical storm after landfall in Florida
The storm is forecast to deliver heavy rain along entire East Coast.
You will now be permanently banned if you allege a shrimp has ever fried rice.
Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.
I want to see a Lord of the Rings workplace comedy where all of the Orcs talk like this
“Ayyyyy! Tuna Can!” “Sir, that is not my name.” “My man, Sardines! What’s up?” “Sir. Please. My name is
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