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Erin Stark

@Erinstigate

‘You’ve got your demons and, darlin’, they all look like me.’ • OUAT • RP •

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“I really should’ve taken that ‘all magic comes with a price’ thing seriously.” • Private Investigator • Professional Fuckup • OC • OUAT RP #impudens


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What a funny way of speaking. ‘lay it on me’ Humans are hilarious.

< Like psychopath or something. Her hands reseted firmly on her hips as she bit her lip and dropped her head to nod before looking back up. "Even I'm amazed at the secrets I've been able to keep these days. Lay it on me."



What can I say? I'm a sucker for a pretty face.

I would have thought that by now Ms. Stark would have gotten the memo to 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠.



One of Storybrooke's biggest issues is that beauty and intrigue seem to come standard with homicidal tendencies.


So, why haven't you?

Well, as they say: if you want something done ( 𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 )... 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅.



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Well, as they say: if you want something done ( 𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 )... 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅.

Somebody better kill her so I don’t have to.



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Oh, dear.


Erin Stark reposted

Fear not, Erin Stark. You are in good hands. I am known for my unique kind of hospitality, but I assure you... you will enjoy yourself as much as I enjoy having you.

Why do I get the feeling this isn’t going to end well for me?



Why do I get the feeling this isn’t going to end well for me?

Why do I get the feeling this isn’t going to end well for me?



Erin Stark reposted

Somebody better kill her so I don’t have to.


That doesn’t change the fact that it’s accurate.

Unfortunately I did not miss your near-sighted arguments and irksome meddling, so your sentiment is unrequited.



God, how I missed the music of you diverting from the original point with an insult. We all know you don’t care about me, Regina. That doesn’t change the fact that you insulted yourself by stating that Emma has no taste.

Your hurt feelings are of no concern to me.



In the one where you put me in league with Hook after stating that your ex had no taste.

In what world do you believe that to be any of your business either way?



A romantic 'thing', Regina. You said Emma had no taste.

Referring to my son as ‘a thing’ now? Lovely.



Right... Didn't you two have a thing?

~ between Emma and Henry, there’s no debate. “You’re surprised?” Regina questions once more. “It’s not as though Ms. Swan has ever possessed taste, let alone 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 taste. And besides, you should fit in quite well with him.” Whereas Regina’s ~



Your contempt for me couldn’t be more obvious if it were printed on your forehead. I promise I’m aware.

The truth always mattered to you. I’m simply ensuring you have it.



Jesus, Regina, do I need to make a sarcasm sign for you?

Erin thinks I care, but the only thing I care about is getting to join in on the fun. And Lilith isn’t exactly considerate when it comes to these matters. But I digress...



Soured? Really? Can’t imagine why.

~ on ghosts and demons. “All of my Facebook friends are Storybrooke residents, that won’t help at all.” Lacquered nails strum along the porcelain mug she holds within her grasp. “And Dracula is out. His demeanor’s soured towards me.” Now that ~



It’s so sweet to see that she still cares.

~ meddling. Without a great deal of caution, Regina’s well aware that in a few days the private investigator may become nothing but a chew toy for Lilith which… well, it’s not exactly the worst thing in the world, but she does need Erin to win ~



She called me dazzling.

~ remarks and dazzling company.” At least now Regina can take some small comfort in knowing Erin, too, knows how it feels to be haunted by unwanted visitors.



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