Adrien, ersatz púca
@EsotericAdrien
Living with multidimensional suboptimal performance due to my own finiteness.
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Hey @elonmusk I think the system might be out of whack here. We just paid for Twitter blue and then our account was immediately suspended. While the scammer account that we've reported 10,000 times remains up. Very cool.
*TESLA HAS TOLD EMPLOYEES THAT IT IS IMPLEMENTING A HIRING FREEZE AND CONFIRMED THAT ANOTHER WAVE OF LAYOFFS IS COMING NEXT QUARTER - ELECTREK $TSLA
I never blocked this account but it showed up as "blocked" suddenly and I had to manually unblock it.
So metal 🫣
@elonmusk good morning, sir. Myself and @limpbizkit are available for any help you may want or need at Twitter. Happy Holidays
Pound on the ground? Coin on the loin? Nob on the bob? King on the thing?
I Just Need to Recap for Those Who DO HAVE A Brain! 1. First Elon Musk deletes @elonjet AND ALL his other accounts Jack had! 2. Then he comes back & says he will sue Sweeney bc of his jet tracking account! 3. Then he tweets his toddler got attacked by dangerous stalker! BUT..
Last night, car carrying lil X in LA was followed by crazy stalker (thinking it was me), who later blocked car from moving & climbed onto hood. Legal action is being taken against Sweeney & organizations who supported harm to my family.
When the gays like something, they sure run it into the ground 🙄
It's impossible to remember what we did for fun before we got our tiny desk
I'm dying
❤️I promised you guys would play an essential role in helping with the direction of the Bot Sentinel-powered platform, and the first step is picking a name. The first 3 names are a play on Your Tag, and the 4th name is MIY (Make It Your) Tag. Which name do you like?
Interesting way to try to find a justification for not picking up a "long-form" 🙄 book and reading, while also painting book lovers as elitist snobs
Question for people who argue that reading long-form books is virtuous or even necessary: Are podcasts an acceptable substitute? If not, why not, and what even is the difference between a podcast and an audiobook? (I frequently listen to both)
Whoever is responsible for this cringefest needs to be replaced, top to bottom house cleaning. Clearly not fit for purpose.
What’s the point of museums? Truthfully, we’re asking ourselves the same question. 🧵
just look for this emoji:🥺
If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years. We’re trying a new technique- this dream should feel unbelievable now. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
Thread full of some of the most tedious straight ppl on Twitter
There should just be a notification that pops up when you open Twitter WARNING AMERICAN SPORTS ARE ON
Let Them Eat Wake
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