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What if I got addicted to calling the fire department.

I got to call the fire dept today and they came out with the sirens and everything!!! 😍🚨 (just a gas leak, everything is fine, but it was exciting!) THANK YOU, FIRE PEOPLE! 🚒

Essa_Dee's tweet image. I got to call the fire dept today and they came out with the sirens and everything!!! 😍🚨 (just a gas leak, everything is fine, but it was exciting!) THANK YOU, FIRE PEOPLE! 🚒


Detectives in British true crime documentaries: “My first question was: ‘Alright what’s all this?’”


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mirror selfies are whatever I wanna see the photos other people especially friends took of everyone this year. How did the people in your life see you in 2025!!! 🤲



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"It’s about as sad as you can possibly imagine.” What happens when ICE comes to town? In Memphis, where the county mayor compares the federal occupation to a failed state, it has become "unlivable." motherjones.com/politics/2025/…


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What is your favorite opening line of a book? ✍️

PhilosophyOfPhy's tweet image. What is your favorite opening line of a book? ✍️

love it when the Airbnb comes with dogs


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saw a girl post her spotify wrapped with the caption "so accurate" like yeah it's literally data you stupid bitch


Ok well false alarm bc it was actually the Pythagorean theorem I needed and now it’s one hour later and I know a, b, AND c but I’m too high to figure out how to use this information for my needs. If anyone wants a refresher on the Pythagorean theorem tho I got u!!

Essa_Dee's tweet image. Ok well false alarm bc it was actually the Pythagorean theorem I needed and now it’s one hour later and I know a, b, AND c but I’m too high to figure out how to use this information for my needs. If anyone wants a refresher on the Pythagorean theorem tho I got u!!

I can’t believe it. I’m about to use y=mx+b in real life.



I can’t believe it. I’m about to use y=mx+b in real life.


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95% of sales volume was what

chrisdmowrey's tweet image. 95% of sales volume was what

Breakdown of the Black Friday data tells us: -Consumer is weakening. -95% of sales volume was financed. -67% of that intends not to pay off within 30 days. -Roughly $1B was spent using BNPL models which are the worst debt. This points to a *really* unhealthy economy.



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“It’s not a party in the USA right now.” is, unfortunately, something I will be shoehorning into conversation for the foreseeable future

Miley Cyrus reveals that she no longer sings ‘Party in the USA’ because she does NOT feel it’s the right moment to celebrate the U.S. due to Trump: ‘It’s not a party in the USA right now.’

CyrusPRESS's tweet image. Miley Cyrus reveals that she no longer sings ‘Party in the USA’ because she does NOT feel it’s the right moment to celebrate the U.S. due to Trump:

‘It’s not a party in the USA right now.’
CyrusPRESS's tweet image. Miley Cyrus reveals that she no longer sings ‘Party in the USA’ because she does NOT feel it’s the right moment to celebrate the U.S. due to Trump:

‘It’s not a party in the USA right now.’


Maybe learn how decimals work? Idk what to tell you

Essa_Dee's tweet image. Maybe learn how decimals work? Idk what to tell you
Essa_Dee's tweet image. Maybe learn how decimals work? Idk what to tell you

Can wait for the post-Black Friday articles poor-shaming Americans for not buying enough tvs.


As others have pointed out, my maga parents already love this shit. Someone needs to do a study where they scan the brains of people who actually enjoy this feature to find out what is wrong with them. The overlap feels like it makes perfect sense but like it also shouldn’t?

Did your parents vote for Trump? For Thanksgiving, enable this feature on their TV: Auto Motion Plus (Samsung) TruMotion (LG) Action Smoothing (Vizio) Motion Enhancement (Google TV / TCL) Smooth Motion Effect (LG) Picture Clarity (Samsung) MEMC (Others)



This year I’m thankful for Facebook Marketplace!!! #blessed

Essa_Dee's tweet image. This year I’m thankful for Facebook Marketplace!!! #blessed

Reminder you can always hit da bricks!!!

Essa_Dee's tweet image. Reminder you can always hit da bricks!!!

WOWWWWW— “Crews walk out on on Nashville tunnel, claiming Musk’s Boring Company Failed to Pay Workers and Snubbed OSHA concerns” As we suspected, that absurd not-a-town-hall with Steve Davis aged like guacamole 🥑 (from @_SarahGTaylor) nashvillebanner.com/2025/11/25/bor…

TheTNHoller's tweet image. WOWWWWW—  “Crews walk out on on Nashville tunnel, claiming Musk’s Boring Company Failed to Pay Workers and Snubbed OSHA concerns”

As we suspected, that absurd not-a-town-hall with Steve Davis aged like guacamole 🥑  (from @_SarahGTaylor) nashvillebanner.com/2025/11/25/bor…


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America is lost unless we return corporations to what the people intended — a license, a piece of paper for the purposes of pooling capital, at all times subject to the laws of the people. Corporations do not exist in nature and do not have natural rights. They are subservient to…

🚨NEWS: Exxon is petitioning the U.S. Supreme Court to grant corporations a new First Amendment right to avoid disclosing how much toxic pollution they are spewing and how much they are incinerating the atmosphere that supports all life on the planet.

davidsirota's tweet image. 🚨NEWS: Exxon is petitioning the U.S. Supreme Court to grant corporations a new First Amendment right to avoid disclosing how much toxic pollution they are spewing and how much they are incinerating the atmosphere that supports all life on the planet.


My main hobby is longing (spending hours going down fractal rabbit holes of Reddit threads and Google tabs about things I can’t afford)


THE HORROR!!! Should we tell everyone? Should we protest? Should we invite Valerie Solanas?

This bisexual owns a lesbian bar & wore a shirt that says lesbian while having a bf. Bisexuals and their boyfriends have been invading lesbian spaces since day 1

alphaumeambeta's tweet image. This bisexual owns a lesbian bar & wore a shirt that says lesbian while having a bf.
Bisexuals and their boyfriends have been invading lesbian spaces since day 1
alphaumeambeta's tweet image. This bisexual owns a lesbian bar & wore a shirt that says lesbian while having a bf.
Bisexuals and their boyfriends have been invading lesbian spaces since day 1


I love my friends and will gladly stop so they can buy cigarettes or whatever the fuck else they want on the way to the function but maybe I’m just built different. (Also no smoker I’ve ever met has claimed cigarettes are a “social lubricant?”)

Essa_Dee's tweet image. I love my friends and will gladly stop so they can buy cigarettes or whatever the fuck else they want on the way to the function but maybe I’m just built different. 

(Also no smoker I’ve ever met has claimed cigarettes are a “social lubricant?”)

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