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EveryIndianVC

@EveryIndianVC

Tweets on many things which I don't understand | Bullish on India2/3 | Dad | Believer of ambitious founders (who give us good exits) | DMs Open for your pitches

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How to avoid VC meetings 101

EveryIndianVC's tweet image. How to avoid VC meetings 101

ICYMI, this is tweet of the year.

*my bad, Partner at a VC



Someone start BLITZ-scale VC, please.

Any VC who says it’s business as usual is either lying or super dumb. fin.



Same. Just replace it with elite schools + consulting firms workex.

We have hit a point where GPs proudly talk how their new teammates have had an unconventional path to VC *checks resume Went to GSB or HBS, had coveted summer internships & spent time at a Tech Giant or on Wall Street. Bravo sir, you are fooling no one but yourself 👏



How many people in India have worked 14+ years at a single firm? 0 probably.

So, I completed 14 yrs at @Sequoia_India. @singh_sequoia @mobhat and I joined weeks apart and it has been a fantastic partnership. The team was sweet to organize a small celebration in office and as usual people wanted a speech. Here is what I said (1/5)



Almost everyone on US VC Twitter has posted nothing but Sarah tweets in last 1 week. 👩‍💻 When are we starting this for India? 🙊


If it's an Indian startup, it stands for "Anonymous Indirangarians"

In most pitch decks, AI stands for “Anonymous Indians.”



Cashback is 'still' a feature? 😴

Name of the game is Cashback and the place only displays UdaanPay for this reason #HSRLayout

theborklar's tweet image. Name of the game is Cashback and the place only displays UdaanPay for this reason #HSRLayout


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How co-founders demo their products to VCs 😛


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Great way to spend your Sunday night 💯🚀 with @YuvaFund Looking forward to more of these 🍻 h/t @kunksed @krishna06

shlokafc's tweet image. Great way to spend your Sunday night 💯🚀 with @YuvaFund 

Looking forward to more of these 🍻

h/t @kunksed @krishna06

Decoding VC terms. What they say: I'm not humiliating you, I'm elevating you What they mean: How dare you show up at my office with this shitty idea lmfao Don't ever think about this ever again Credits: Hoolichat

EveryIndianVC's tweet image. Decoding VC terms. 

What they say: I'm not humiliating you, I'm elevating you

What they mean: How dare you show up at my office with this shitty idea lmfao Don't ever think about this ever again

Credits: Hoolichat

Sneak peek into Indian VC analyst Emails in 2019. cc @kunalb11 "Lending is a feature"

EveryIndianVC's tweet image. Sneak peek into Indian VC analyst Emails in 2019. 

cc @kunalb11 "Lending is a feature"

Blume to get min 50 resumes tomorrow from people at MBB firms

1. This first Monday of 2020, the @BlumeVentures team raring to go...what a decade to look fwd to... (saying this despite the gloom of climate change + tense ramifications of geopolitics everywhere - inside and outside the country) - let’s each strive to do what we do best...

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This first Monday of 2020, the @BlumeVentures team raring to go...what a decade to look fwd to...

(saying this despite the gloom of climate change + tense ramifications of geopolitics everywhere - inside and outside the country) - let’s each strive to do what we do best...


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People who call themselves value-add investors

From Crown

Says every VC ever but do only a handful of them 🤷‍♂️

A VC needs to be a good listener and an entrepreneur needs to be a good storyteller...starting point to create magic together !



Time for Jian Yangs to burn VC money

How come no one in India has tried building something like Erlich Bachman's accelerator in India yet? Reading about TikTok Hype House(written by @TaylorLorenz got me interested in this). Creativity usually fosters in groups. Topos House, YC Scraper are good examples of this :)



It still happens. Me: I was talking to this VC who is very nice guy. Friend (non tech background) : Oh which university he is heading? 😅

Before 2010, VC used to be known as the short form for Vice Chancellor of a university.



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