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Dit vind je misschien leuk

If you fry corn chips in corn oil you have made corn confit. Just so you know. #corn #cooking #ballsoutforharambe


Still fucking #true.

When my boss tells me to change the music because we've been listening to Wu-Tang for four hours like thats not normal.



Holy fucking dog balls I'm high. #thankgoditsmonday #MyFinal5Words


Submarines only work if a bunch of people stare at dials and yell a lot.


Do you ever think about learning a new language, but then realize that it will only lead to you being murdered in a drug deal?


What if chicken breasts had nipples? We could change the world...


My landlord looks loke Robin Wright if she were an elderly meth addict.


I just found out that mu gf threw out my #10 can of La Victoria mild cheese sauce I had been aging in the garage. I will never forgive her. #ImSoSad #HowCouldShe #revenge


The only way to combat cowardice is new socks.

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It's not even 9AM and my balls are already sweaty. Fuck you #spring2018 .


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our children’s future is no longer full of darkness and sin soon we will return to a world of peace

When my boss tells me to change the music because we've been listening to Wu-Tang for four hours like thats not normal.



Free the political prisoner Bobby Shmurda #FreeBobbyShmurda


When a co-worker calls me to ask if I'll work for them. #work #NoFuckingWay #KitchenLife


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