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If #evolution is true, then why hasn't #broccoli evolved to taste better?
#WendyLiebman @FlappersComedy was like getting a chance to get a Make-A-Wish without the terminal illness.
We were able to defeat, Communism, The Axis of Evil, and Hitler's Nazis, but we can't get rid of local gangs. Thanks a lot #evolution.
We are tasked with ensuring the survival of the species, yet we can't be trusted to replace the empty roll of toilet paper in the bathroom.
Zeebras have stripes to help protect from attacking predators in the wild, yet there is no professional football team with the moscot Zeebra
#IDontHaveTheFactsToBackThisUp But there is no such thing as an anorexic hippopotamus.
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"No one watches, they don't have a game." Thank you "Hunger Games," for summing up my thoughts on "Hunger Games."
Today is the internets' Holiest Day of Obligation. Bless me, Mr. T, for I need pity.
#lunchables has a peanut butter & jelly sandwhich meal. A meal with no cooking involved has been outsourced. #EvolutionFailed
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4.6 billion years, and we haven't figured out the right words to say when someone dies. #EvolutionFailed
One thing #Evolution did correctly... Happy Birthday to @ZooeyDeschanel On that occasion, Evolution succeeded...
#FamilyGuy is evidence we can't evolve. Taking the Southern Chain Gang plotline from #TheSimpsons, & now an Island parody, also done before.
#FoundDog Rescued him @ San Gabriel Blvd & Hellman: animalcare.lacounty.gov/LostFoundDetails.asp?AnimalID=A4370782
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