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@FAproblems

How many flight attendants does it take to put a bag in an overhead? smh #faproblems


Speed is life, altitude is life insurance. No one has ever collided with the sky.


Last one off the plane must clean it. #faproblems


There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.


We'd like to thank you& the next time you get the urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you think of us


The less carry-on space available on ann aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring on. #faproblems #dontarguewithus


Only passengers seated in window seats have to get up to go to the lavatory #faproblems


If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate in the terminal


No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late


Airlines acronyms ; Delta:Dont ever leave the airport


As soon as I serve coffee, turbulence shows up #faproblems


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