Flight Attndt Probs
@FAproblemz
Because at 35,000ft there's no way out. #crewlife #flightattendantproblems #FAproblems ✈️
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Normal people: "Yay! Summer is soon!" FAs: "OMFG no, anything but summer flying!" #crewlife #FAproblems #itscoming #icant
You know you're getting old when the only reason you stay up till 4am is from plane delays...not a Saturday night out. #FAProblems #crewlife
The gambler in me can handle reroutes...When the dice roll, I either get a 30 hr layover or thrown into my off day crying. 🎲🎲#FAproblems
"You have such a nice smile" - Oh thank you, I practice faking it everrryyyy dayyyyy. #FAproblems #FakeItTillYouMakeIt #crewlife
*Ding* Turn on flight attendant smile: "Can I help you with something?" "There's no room above my seat for my bag!" Head explodes. #ord
Of course I can change the temperature for you, would you prefer arctic or sauna? #FAproblems #crewlife #sohot #socold
Netflix - saving flight attendants sanity on long delays everywhere. #thankyou #3morehours #thats2movies #crewlife #planedelays #FAproblems
It's every Fa's nightmare to hear the words "bar closed" after a 14 hour duty day. #FAproblems #crewlife #wine #now
Please do tell me about your tight connection in the aisle blocking every passenger during boarding. It will get us there faster #FAproblems
"So do you ever get days off?"... "Never, I'm actually chained to this plane and can't leave." #Paxquestions #UseLogic #FAproblems #crewlife
It's a cruel joke when you only have decaf in your hotel room. #FAproblems #5amproblems #crewlife #coffee
Sometimes I'm ambitious and start convos with pax....and then regret it as soon as I begin. #IsThisYourNormalRoute #FAproblems #crewlife
I'm holding a tray of coffee but please this is a great time to hand me trash, let me just grow another arm first. #FAproblems #crewlife
"What would you like sir?"..."a steak medium well" #JokesThatNeverGetOld #fakelaugh #pleasestop #FAproblems #crewlife
Nothing like starting off your day with a plane that smells like porta potty. #glamourlife #faproblems #crewlife
A man with trashbags for luggage just rolled his eyes at me. #ICantEven #summerflying #FAproblems #crewlife
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