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I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words..


"Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. "


I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.


Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.


Where there’s a will… I want to be on it.


Out of my mind…Back in five minutes.


I took an IQ test and the results were negative.


LIKE IF: when you`re having a drink, and the ice cubes suddenly attacks your face


I'm tighter than a photo finish.


delete all those silly apps! i am ur valentine foreva


I was born intelligent - education ruined me.


today I already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?!??!


# I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.


Happy Valentine's day everyone!


#name is cle'a]ni.ng he'r ke]yb29oa;rd


A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.


If your name was homework, i'de be doing you on my desk right now


Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?


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