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Got an @SouthernRailUK train today from Chichester to Portsmouth, late and missed connection. Where can I send the uber receipt for refund?


Who's this plucky Pogba fellow? I think it's great that a team as big as @ManUtd are giving lower quality players a chance


Dear @SouthernrailUK, I'm going to London on Tuesday, I know it's a lot to ask, but can you make sure your trains are on time for once?


Dear @SouthernRailUK, while offering a half arsed service, why not offer half price tickets? Yours, another delayed passenger.


Dear @SouthernRailUK, when was the last day where you didn't have a single crew shortage problem?


Someone at @SouthernRailUK this morning diverted a train from Southampton to Portsmouth. To that person, may all your bacon burn.


So due to @SouthernRailUK not turning up for work this morning, I haven't even left my starting point and I've already missed my connections


Dear @SouthernRailUK, make more friends by not running freight trains down the line when people are trying to sleep...


Late again, thanks @SouthernrailUK! Perhaps we could tot up our delayed journeys seeing as all of your trains are 10 minutes late?


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Thanks for all your messages guys! All good with me luckily!! Wrong place wrong time I guess...


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After a really scary crash Geraint Thomas not only finished stage 16 but retained his 6th place overall at #TDF2015 #Legend #SuperG


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Explorers have discovered intelligent life at the previously uninhabited #aldrington. Might stop the occasional train there now. Might not.


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Delays through #eastcroydon due to a portal to hell opening up trackside. I know its a pain but the boss needs to visit


Calling up @SSE is like calling a up a monkey adoption service who are holding a "Meet The Monkey Phone In Day" #idiots


Dear @southernrailuk, how are the trains today? Any better or still shit?


On the platform to get a train, and yet again there's a problem today with @SouthernRailUK One day, pigs will fly and trains will be on time


Dear @SouthernRailUK, do you have a secret ingredient, Coca Cola style, for why your trains are always late?


What's the name of the dark 6% that I was drinking last night? Fabulous stuff and only £1.99 a pint! @jdwdolphin #notquitesussexdarkthough


"Yet another late train" - a guide to running an unsuccessful rail service. Brought to you by @SouthernRailUK


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