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she put 'taking care' in quotation marks. that implies she is absolutely not taking care of you 💀💀

FN_based's tweet image. she put 'taking care' in quotation marks. that implies she is absolutely not taking care of you 💀💀

Americans will literally use an entire continent as a unit of measurement before they use the metric system

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you are creating a neural pathway that leads directly to hell 😭

Have a 'burner' email account for a porn site I use on incognito. But use my usual online password as the password, which is based om my daughter's name. Feel dreadful every time I do it.



Why is a random guy I don’t even know asking about my sexual orientation and bedroom roles in public? This is X, not a hookup app. Keep your private life questions to yourself, bro

Are you still active??



One dirty vibrator changed the course of history for this family

Got bored at home one day and decided to use the wife's vibrator for some arse action during a particularly satisfying tug sesh. Forgot to wash it off and she got a nasty infection. Would've been sorry but she thought she caught it from a guy she shagged at a party and confessed.



X in late 2025 is just a giant, depressing feedback loop. The timeline is dominated by mega-accounts posting 80% low-effort engagement bait just to juice their ad revenue share. Meanwhile, small accounts flood the replies in a desperate attempt to be noticed by an algorithm that…


That’s a weird way to spell 'engagement farming,' but okay

I love small accounts.



You just described an inmate with good behavior

He doesn’t smoke He doesn’t Womanise He doesn’t party He doesn’t gamble He works out regularly He Eats clean He doesn’t drink He doesn’t watch porn Does he exist??



McDonald's rebranding strategy is getting aggressive #meme

FN_based's tweet image. McDonald's rebranding strategy is getting aggressive 
#meme

a rug costs $30

FN_based's tweet image. a rug costs $30

bro thinks melanin goes to the bone marrow


Directed by Quentin Tarantino


I heard this is Tucker Carlson's favorite cleaning product

FN_based's tweet image. I heard this is Tucker Carlson's favorite cleaning product

Now it all fits together

FN_based's tweet image. Now it all fits together

New squad mate just dropped

Man going viral for bringing his gaming monitor and headset into the delivery room



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