FirstWorldSoroblems
@FWSrat
Basically, I run all the campuses and #tbh #idgaf what you think cause I'm too srat to care #tstc soo follow me batches. love ya!
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Happy Mother’s Dayyy!! Buy something nice for your mama, your mama’s mama, your mama’s mama’s mama, your aunt, your baby’s mama, your other baby’s mama, your sister who prolly gonna be a mama, your brother who might also one day be a mama... just every body tbh. #mothersday2019
To the guy who just tried to hmu... it’s Easter Sunday. The only thing that will be rising today is The Lord. Calm down. #EasterSunday2019 #BlessedUpNotMessedUp
My dumbass in bed drinking coffee wondering why I can’t sleep.. it’s been a day y’all. 😂😂 #whitegirlproblems #FirstWorldProblems
This bachelor premiere is awful.. like, what’s with all the studio audience nonsense. I came here for love, and heartbreaks, and tears. Keep it OG. #BachelorPremiere #ColtonSeason #WhatIsHappening @BachelorABC
It’s a new year.. so what if, and just hear me out... what if we all, as a collective group, made the conscious decision to just stop giving an actual fuck? #tstc #2019Resolutions
Went skiing this week.. found out I’m really good at tubing. #wipeout #tstc #stilllookedcutetho
New Year, Same Me. Lol byeeee ☺️ #NewYearsDay #HNY2019 #SomeWontMakeTheCut #SorryNotSorry #tstc
My personality makes me feel like I should join a Facebook group for single mothers who are divorced, but like I’m not a mom and I’ve never been married... #deadinside #milf
Him: Omg! The VP of my company just followed my Instagram. Me: Well.. how’s your Instagram? Him: Well... it’s like just a ton of picture of my asshole. Me: ....so what I’m hearing is you’re fine. #tstc #ChristmasEve2018 @dsb_658
“So then I told Jared, ‘if we aren’t doing a couples costume for Halloween then honestly we just aren’t a couple anymore.’ Literally, Jessica, it’s time he commits to me seriously.” #tftc #perfectquotesdoexist
I love bathing suit season.. it’s the only time I can walk outside wear three post-its and some floss without judgement. #SummerVibes
“Guys don’t like funny girls..especially when they are chunky..and stuffing their face with burritos.” Psh. Whatever. #WorstAdviceEver
Those people who send out the same thing as what’s on their snap story... those people are shady.
Some boys will make it seem like you are the problem. You aren’t. They are children. Move along and keep being Queens. #tstc #slay #boybye
There is no grand gesture you can do to make me think you are a decent human. #fuckboy #boybye #tstc
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