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Face Detective

@FaceDetective

Lead Investigator on Jaw & Order: Facial Victims Unit.

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It is ridonc how much @ItsReneRancourt looks like Alan Thicke. #playofffaceoff

FaceDetective's tweet image. It is ridonc how much @ItsReneRancourt looks like Alan Thicke. #playofffaceoff

A thousand times yes.


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ppl say Philip Seymour Hoffman wld've played Steve Bannon but the late Orson Welles already did as the unwholesome and venal Cardinal Wolsey

meakoopa's tweet image. ppl say Philip Seymour Hoffman wld've played Steve Bannon but the late Orson Welles already did as the unwholesome and venal Cardinal Wolsey
meakoopa's tweet image. ppl say Philip Seymour Hoffman wld've played Steve Bannon but the late Orson Welles already did as the unwholesome and venal Cardinal Wolsey
meakoopa's tweet image. ppl say Philip Seymour Hoffman wld've played Steve Bannon but the late Orson Welles already did as the unwholesome and venal Cardinal Wolsey
meakoopa's tweet image. ppl say Philip Seymour Hoffman wld've played Steve Bannon but the late Orson Welles already did as the unwholesome and venal Cardinal Wolsey

If Angelina Jolie went to Clown College for undergrad and Spin Doctor U for med school.

FaceDetective's tweet image. If Angelina Jolie went to Clown College for undergrad and Spin Doctor U for med school.

Trump can try & take away Hillary's accomplishments but he will never take away her twinship with Rebecca De Mornay

FaceDetective's tweet image. Trump can try & take away Hillary's accomplishments but he will never take away her twinship with Rebecca De Mornay

Serious question - has anyone ever seen @WilWheaton and Eleven in the same room together? #StrangerThings

FaceDetective's tweet image. Serious question - has anyone ever seen @WilWheaton and Eleven in the same room together? #StrangerThings

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I love the Elmer joke “We STEAL York’s pool!” I can say that cuz wasn’t mine - pretty sure it was @FaceDetective’s. #YTVBRUNOANDBOOTS


Ever wonder what Robin Wright and Ben Foster's mermaid baby would look like? Well, stop wondering! @CocoShea

FaceDetective's tweet image. Ever wonder what Robin Wright and Ben Foster's mermaid baby would look like? Well, stop wondering! @CocoShea

Salma Hayek has stolen Winona Ryder's face. The shoplifter has become the shoplifted!

FaceDetective's tweet image. Salma Hayek has stolen Winona Ryder's face. The shoplifter has become the shoplifted!

The difference between Harry Potter and Steve Jobs ain't nothing but a scarf.

FaceDetective's tweet image. The difference between Harry Potter and Steve Jobs ain't nothing but a scarf.

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hugh grant is starting to look a lot like john tory (or is it the other way around?) #topoli @FaceDetective

clifforddlee's tweet image. hugh grant is starting to look a lot like john tory (or is it the other way around?) #topoli @FaceDetective
clifforddlee's tweet image. hugh grant is starting to look a lot like john tory (or is it the other way around?) #topoli @FaceDetective

Are Ian Fleming and Geoffrey Rush the same person? Probably not. But maybe.

FaceDetective's tweet image. Are Ian Fleming and Geoffrey Rush the same person? Probably not. But maybe.

Chris Pratt sees Kevin Spacey but I see SNL's Darrell Hammond.

FaceDetective's tweet image. Chris Pratt sees Kevin Spacey but I see SNL's Darrell Hammond.

When did Edie Falco start moonlighting as a play-doh rapunzel model? @CocoShea @tino_tinez

FaceDetective's tweet image. When did Edie Falco start moonlighting as a play-doh rapunzel model? @CocoShea @tino_tinez

What's more marvelous than marrying one's female twin? "Nothing!" yelled Benedict Cumberbatch @corbinparis @CocoShea

FaceDetective's tweet image. What's more marvelous than marrying one's female twin? "Nothing!" yelled Benedict Cumberbatch @corbinparis @CocoShea

Ummmm, no one told me Toni Collette was doing an Annie Lennox biopic (she's not really, it's just a joke!)

FaceDetective's tweet image. Ummmm, no one told me Toni Collette was doing an Annie Lennox biopic (she's not really, it's just a joke!)

Was your father a thief? Cuz he stole Lisa Rinna's look and put it on your face. #annehathawaypickuplines

FaceDetective's tweet image. Was your father a thief? Cuz he stole Lisa Rinna's look and put it on your face. #annehathawaypickuplines

When Jennifer Aniston and jimmy Fallon played the switching mouth game, out popped Rita Wilson. #themostdangerousgame

FaceDetective's tweet image. When Jennifer Aniston and jimmy Fallon played the switching mouth game, out popped Rita Wilson. #themostdangerousgame

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