"Look, either stand over there or leave. Don't just linger behind me."
*watching Horns* "I bet he opens that lock and it's full of poops in there!"
Dude, that's not James Franco, it's a guy dressed like Jesus.
I've used the phrase 'catch 22' Like 4 times today. So I'm fairly certain I'm using it wrong.
It's okay, if I get too high I'll just go in your closet for safety.
That's why Mrs. Claus did so much baking. Cause she's been just high as fuck. They both have.
"What would really hurt in your chest like, in the middle but to the left?" "Um, your heart?" "Oh shit."
I think you should take my cars keys and just chuck em in the bush. I'm way too high to drive. Being responsible here.
Going door to door "I'm hungry, got any Christmas left over from yesterday?"
I like how he makes it look like he's having fun when there's no way he's actually having fun.
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