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@Fail_Text

It's so awkward....

I wonder if teachers play the “who’s a virgin” game in their heads in class.


There is always that one person you just want to punch in the face... repeatedly.


A pic with a message

Fail_Text's tweet image. A pic with a message

Dimples are adorable.


I’m no gynecologist but I know a pussy when I see one.


"Are you crying?" "No, I'm impersonating a fountain."


Offering someone food and secretly hoping they say no.


Those "screw everything, I hate everyone" days.


A best friend is someone that came into your life, stuck with you through ups and downs and never left.


Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, I'm not adding you.


How to do math: 1. Write down question. 2. Cry.


For the person who made internet, I just want to tell you that i freaking love you to death :)


Friends are like balloons. If you stab them, they die.


Every time i see a hitch-hiker i just pretend that they're trying to tell me i'm doing a great driving job


I hate when I lose things at school, like my pencils and papers and life ambitions.


I don't care how small that spider is. I want it dead.


she's following back the next 50 ppl that follow her -


I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really don't care.


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