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Welcome to Fail Text,We post some funny, or just plain WTF text messages. #Business http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fail-Text/294030560653606?sk=wall

How to get laid: Lay on bed. Wait 1 hour. Lay becomes past tense.


I remember when my bestfriend was shy and quiet, I created a monster.


Every new McDonald's creates 40 jobs. 20 dentists and 20 heart surgeons!


The texts you accidentally send to the wrong person are ALWAYS the worst ones!


OMG LOOK! my middle finger loves you! :)


That awkward moment when you can't understand somebody on the phone like five times and you don't know what to say.


Trying to read what the doctor wrote on your prescription and saying "Is this English?"


That awkward moment when you realize your Sims have more talent than you do.


I'm painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.


Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.


That one friend who always kills the moment.


*washing hands* - *sleeve starts falling down* NOOOO!


May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.


I ask Google all the questions I'm too embarrassed to ask other people.


I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.


While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.


I like looking at people through a fork and pretending they're in prison.


People haven't always been there for me, but music has.


The terrible feeling of having no internet connection.


I saw you for like 3 seconds & it made my day. What would I do without my mirror.


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