Chipper F'n Jones
@FakeChipper
I'd rather sign your mom's tits than sign your ball, kid
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If I die, just know that i get 72 Hooters waitresses in Heaven
JONNY FUCKING VENTERS PITCHING FOR THE CHARLOTTE STONE CRABS
Waitied 30 minutes in line to get an overpriced to get a water. Fuck you @TampaYankees
The @TampaYankees need to hire some more concession stand workers. Spend the entire game in line
Can someone please throw Madison Bumgarner in a gorilla pen
If you stare long enough into Buster Posey's eyes, you will get hemorrhoids
Id rather shove a pineapple up my ass then refer to Matt Harvey as the Dark Knight. Batman doesnt have a double chin!
The Braves offense would be better off with a urinal cake batting cleanup
Fredi Gonzalez, master of the second half meltdown, will not be missed
I'd rather watch Bartolo Colon take a post Chipotle shit than go bra shopping with a girl. #NeverAgain
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