Magical Graham
@FakeGraham
The spurious account of an ex-President with a new look on life. I do birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, and bachelorette parties ladies, so hit me up.
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Ladies, the best way to keep warm on cold days like this is cuddling up next to an ex prez.
Love thy neighbor. Unless thy neighbor is from Philly, then thou art allowed to hate them.
Who vandalized the memorial? Round up all of them bad boys and hang em high in the streets for all the people to see.
Do frats let you in if you’re a doctor? I’m looking to get chocolate wasted.
I'm gonna host a Cock the Scrote event with Jack Johnson next week in Eisenhower. Come find out what the hype is about.
I towed the yellow Lamborghini and sold it for scrap. #confessions
PSUTXT SUBJ:UPark Alert MSG:Suspiciously huge package in my pants near Beaver Stadium. Freshmen girls on scene. Avoid herpes.
Is it just me, or does Matt McGloin just gobble the cock at quarterback?
Yo @PSUBoomboxGuy would you mind followin behind me Friday blasting Pimpin Pennsylvania while I rage? youtu.be/C-dIj31mnuc
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In other news......WHO THE FUCK ATE THE LAST EGGO WAFFLE? IM LOOKIN AT YOU SANDRA!
Woke up, found a post-it note from my drunk self on my table. "dingleberries are not actually berries you stupid fuck". Oh dear god
Bartender at @PartyAtIndigo said I've had to many. Please girl, GSpan only counts in dog beers.... so I've had 2.
Met this girl from Clearfield. When the coast was clear I fucked her in a field.
Ok guys...humpday = time for gspan to ride the @PartyAtIndigo mechanical bull
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