FakeLisaG's profile picture. Entertainment Powerhouse (TM) from The Howard Stern Show (not). I bake cookies, dance with my cat, wear flats, but am not flat (D-cups baby!).

Fake Lisa G

@FakeLisaG

Entertainment Powerhouse (TM) from The Howard Stern Show (not). I bake cookies, dance with my cat, wear flats, but am not flat (D-cups baby!).

I only agreed to not speak Marci Turk's name. Not sure why no one speaks of me. Is it a red head thing?


The Christmas Special was lacking. Wouldn't you have rather heard me bake cookies?


I never got to bake cookies for Eric. #AckAck


OMG, you guys, Lucky is looking out the window!


This dog looks like Heidi Klum!

FakeLisaG's tweet image. This dog looks like Heidi Klum!

Gonzo Shitcock sounds cute, single, & Jewish.


My favorite soup pot has a name & logo fit for the @sternshow.

FakeLisaG's tweet image. My favorite soup pot has a name & logo fit for the @sternshow.

Watching The Notebook


It's Saturday night! Baking cookies...cuz it's 5:00 somewhere!


I just threw out my Monopoly board.


I want Scott Schmarin to hypnotize me!


I sign all autographs "Copyright Lisa G Enterprises."


I love you all my life, and now I'm gonna blow you, Grandpa.


When you're on your way to #TSAW and someone stops to chat with you in the hall...


Gary would have slept through that plane ride. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne @sternshow


Gary would sleep through this. #Sharknado2


Fake Lisa G reposted

Excited for #sharknado2 screening party. @syfytv Waiting for @Bronk. @Sternshow

lisag30D's tweet image. Excited for #sharknado2 screening party. @syfytv Waiting for @Bronk. @Sternshow

Roll call... Who took a shit at work today? #TSAW


Hello Cookie Monsters! Eat your fiber today!


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