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Fake Bryan

@Fake_Bryan

“It’s a single line of code”

Everybody has geo vapes, it’s just like, 5 feet underground


please tear me apart like soft bread


2:50 PM: Hey I’m free to talk if you wanted to tell me about yourself bitch! 2:50 PM: * your sales pitch 2:50 PM: Jeez Siri


Ahhhh boys this truck is in my neighborhood and I have never been more tempted to fuck with meat


so in dog years, iOS is dead


the pig is optional


"But, if I criticize these imaginary Apple people online, I will become a Very Smart Boi and adopt all of their powers, give me the scepter, lemme be ur pixel king"


Oof, ok so there is a live-action Dumbo trailer out now And I realized dumbo is animal x-men


It’s like reddit, but tastefully designed and no nazis yet


Loving the reflective stage that they’ve got there

Fake_Bryan's tweet image. Loving the reflective stage that they’ve got there

You're going to get a horse aren't you I bet you get a horse


(…Natalia is not the dog, we are both the child?)


because i’m a special very-good boy and i deserve a treaty treat


This is a perfectly normal decorative banana mutilation


So, to recap: I’ve followed Jony Ive to the bathroom, and Jason has Al Gore’s pants in a box.


let that california climate come to you, right? gotta skate to where the ice isn’t gonna be for very long


I'm so ready for the next nerd-rapture


like, this is 100% my fave genremood


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