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FakingMars's profile picture. She ran away with all my money. But I'm digging a ditch for that gold-digging bitch. Musician. Lover. Midget. Sex dragon. Gorilla #BangBang (18+RP NOT Bruno)

Bruno Mars

@FakingMars

She ran away with all my money. But I'm digging a ditch for that gold-digging bitch. Musician. Lover. Midget. Sex dragon. Gorilla #BangBang (18+RP NOT Bruno)

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Bruno Mars
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Oct 10, 2015

|| If anyone wants to work out an RP with Bruno then let me know! Just favourite this tweet or DM me and we can work something out ||

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Bruno Mars
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Oct 14, 2015

#WCW? Y'all can't make me choose just one! It's not possible! You're all beautiful

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Bruno Mars
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Oct 10, 2015

I.....okay I can live with that

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Bruno Mars
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Oct 10, 2015

So much screaming! Do people ALWAYS scream when they spot me?

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Bruno Mars
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Oct 10, 2015

{{ Laughs a little at the squeal }} Well there's a familiar face. Hey, Selena

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Bruno Mars
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Oct 10, 2015

Sharing is caring, @JacvbWhitesidcs. I'm sure I could spare a slice or two.

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Bruno Mars
 @FakingMars
Oct 10, 2015

I've never felt as small as I did standing beside Taylor. The best things come in small packages.

FakingMars's tweet image. I've never felt as small as I did standing beside Taylor. The best things come in small packages.
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Bruno Mars
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Oct 10, 2015

But you've already had pizza, @JacvbWhitesidcs! ....What am I saying, you can never have enough pizza

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Bruno Mars
 @FakingMars
Oct 10, 2015

It's a deal, I'll have to keep you to that. And I'll wear platform heels and try not to fall flat on my ass @JessiEllcnJ

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Bruno Mars
 @FakingMars
Oct 10, 2015

{{ He chuckles a little and shrugs his shoulders slightly at @JessiEllcnJ's words }} Hey, I'm used to it. Most people are taller than me.

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Bruno Mars
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Oct 10, 2015

It doesn't take much to convince me when it comes to food. Pepperoni sounds too tempting to resist now. @JacvbWhitesidcs

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Bruno Mars
 @FakingMars
Oct 10, 2015

Look, it's me and @JessiEllcnJ. Making me look incredibly small. As always.

FakingMars's tweet image. Look, it's me and @JessiEllcnJ. Making me look incredibly small. As always.
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Bruno Mars
 @FakingMars
Oct 10, 2015

I haven't decided yet, @JacvbWhitesidcs! This is always the hard part for me. Too many choices.

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Bruno Mars
 @FakingMars
Oct 10, 2015

Just to let anyone know I'm not looking to ship Bruno with anyone in particular. Ships will depend on chemistry as they should.

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Bruno Mars
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Oct 10, 2015

Time for pizza? I think it's time for pizza

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Bruno Mars
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Oct 10, 2015

🎶 Natalie, she ran away with all my money!~ 🎶

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Bruno Mars
 @FakingMars
Oct 10, 2015

Maybe turning 30 a couple of days ago has made me delusional?

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Bruno Mars
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Oct 10, 2015

Couldn't agree more, @LcviMiller. What about you, man? What's your choice?

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Bruno Mars
 @FakingMars
Oct 10, 2015

🎶 Treasure, that is what you are. Honey, you're my golden star ⭐️

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Bruno Mars
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Oct 10, 2015

Well I mean a dragon would probably win against the gorilla, @LcviMiller....but it comes a close second.

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