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@FakingThePope

Hello. This is me. The Pope. On Twitter. I pray I can do this right. #AU #RP

I feel as if everyone should stop sending sexual messages towards @bryhclly she seems like a very nice girl. Stop it please. Thanks. Pope.


Sounds good. I haven't been turnt in a while.


Only if you think of it that way. Maybe we can learn to work together?


Am I actually qualified to give life advice?


Joe Biden. My spirit animal.


@MctthewDcddcrio Stop dreaming! I don't do threesomes!


I could be a countless number of things. I am not going to list them all.


•stared blankly at the ceiling•


Considering what you are doing I don't think it is holy water you are bleeding. It may look like it. But it isn't.


Yes come and join us out here on the TL I will try and make your day as amazing as possible. If I don't. Blame one of the Prophets.


•Splashes eyes with holy water•


Go hard or go home. Wait I mean... you sinner you.


Sometimes I run around the Vatican just in my robe and nothing else.


I haven't had a good movie night in ages. Can I join?

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•Calls god• You know those plagues you sent? Yeah! Great! Can I order a full set of plagues addressed to Mr Donald J Trump? Okay thanks.


Be careful. I heard he does record sometimesz


Y'all can call me on the Pope phone. Late night when you need to pray.


I have heard stories about times when Jesus had too much wine. Much similar photographs would have been taken. You are forgiven.

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