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Farm phrases for life

Madder than a midget with a yoyo


Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest


Sometimes you'll get it, sometimes you'll get got.


"It's fer to make you ask questions."


Ask forgiveness not permission.


Don't mix your whiskey with decision.


Ride in the truck in-between you're buddies so you don't have to get out and open the gate.


A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.


Busier than a three legged cat on a hot tin roof.


Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.


Do a rain dance when its misting.


Don't squat with your spurs on.


Beware of cards and women, they run cold and hot.


If you find yourself in a hole stop digging.


Always drink upstream from the cattle.


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