FastFoodToy
@FastFoodToy
I'm a dying breed; thanks to political correctness and crazy thinking... I WANT MY PLASTIC (VINYL) TOYS!
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[Whopper commercial] *guy awkwardly standing there with 100 whoppers in hands* “Is this seriously all you want me to do?” ANNCR: WHOPPER.
Just imagine what you could do if you won the jackpot, Dalton!
The best thing that goes with fries is you. Ketchup, indeed.
Girl: No, YOU hang up. Fries: ... Girl: This is so us.
The strips 🎶 The strips 🎶 The Spicy Super Crunch Strips are on fire 🎶 We don't need no slushes 🎶 JK, we need slushes.
[on first date] *breaks long silence* guy: mom, i know you love BK, but did you really have to come along with us? mom: YES.
🍦+🍋=😍 "@erindrys: If you need something to cheer you up, go get get a Frosted Lemonade from Chick-fil-A. They're amazing. That is all."
If you're reading this right now, you deserve to sleep in tomorrow. Don't worry, we serve breakfast all day.
Here we go! @ShawnMendes about to rock the @tacobell #iHeartAwards Fan Army Celebration!! iheartradio.com/shawnmendes #iHeartShawn
bpʎɯǝʌoן# ˙ɐɟıʌbq1/ʎן˙ʇıq ʇɐ ʎɐpoʇ pɹɐɔ ʇɟıƃ bp ɹnoʎ ʇǝƃ ˙sʇɐǝɹʇ ʇsǝʇǝǝʍs s’ƃuıɹds ɹoɟ uo sı ʇunɥ ǝɥʇ
Need ketchup? MAKE IT RAIN *starts pouring ketchup on Whopper* Okay, OKAY, that’s enough, thanks
Get on Rachel’s level. 💁 "@Rachel_Lauren_M: I've had Chick-fil-A 3 times this week 🐄 happy level: ultimate."
It's Friday! :) Have a Wonderful weekend, everyone. #FollowFriday
🏃💨 "@TweetsByGini: Stop what you're doing and go get a @ChickfilA #FrostedLemonade. Trust me, you NEED it. #IceDream 🍦🍋"
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