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When someone tells you their PR was set during a time trial at practice
Me: Human beings need exercise. #Woke Twitter: FUCK you! I don’t exercise! I have NEVER exercised and I’m fine! My kids CAN’T exercise because they were hurt so now you’re mocking them! I demand you take that back and apologize! Terry Crews do better. Also me:
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