Fat Ass
@FatAssProblems
Hopefully making this Twitter will distract me from eating so much. #FAP
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When I go to the movies and order a large popcorn and finish it before the movie even started. #FAP
If I had as many followers as I did lbs. in my body, I'd have more followers than @LadyGaga. #motherfatass #FAP
#fatpeoplenightmares when all the take-out restaurants are closed. #FAP
When everything on my body tans, except my stretch marks. #awkwardtanlines #FAP
sorry i haven't tweeted in awhile, a new #buffalowildwings opened in town and i needed to try everything on the menu for...uh...review #FAP
That awkward moment when #FAP also indicates jacking off. I haven't been able to do that since 80 lbs ago. #FAP
#jokeoftheday I'm applying to work at Planet Fitness to get a free membership there #FAP
My psychologist suggested it'd be healthy for me to talk about my problems so here it goes... I can't decide between Chinese or Pizza #FAP
So I went to pickup my prom tuxedo from 61-63-65 and it didn't fit. I tried Sears next, still no luck. Any suggestions? #FAP
Is it bad that I just consumed a pound of bacon but could really go for some french toast? #FAP #nomnomnom
Why can't I be like Regina George? Whenever I eat bread, cheese fries and drink Cranberry Cocktail, I go up a size. #FAP
I wish I had friends so when I order the two for $20 at Applebees, the waitress wouldn't look at me so weird. #FAP
After seeing Regina George's hot body, I decided it's time to go on an all carb diet. #FAP #breadandbutter
When a four course dinner doesn't leave me feeling fulfilled. #FAP #eatingmyfeelings #ihavemanyfeelings
That awkward moment when I can't see my own feet in the shower. #FAP
When I get asked if I was the girl "eating her feelings" in Mean Girls, the original. #FAP
When I'm hesitant to join Weight Watchers because I'm afraid I'd break the scale. #FAP
Today I went shopping at Casual Male XL, they didn't have my size. Apparently, there's no such thing as XXXXL. #FAP #discrimination
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