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Lana Lang. Parody.

@FatalAbsorbs

No longer a Luthor. Deadly to Superman.. My love @EnticingBizarro. @TeamArrowRP #Parody #Radiant #Fatal (DC RP/AU/MC 21+)

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"I wasn't ready for them physically, mentally or emotionally and now thanks to you I am." ♦️ Lana Lang 🔷 Helping meteor infected people ♦️ Ex-wife of @StorysVillain 🔷 Part of @TeamArrowRP ♦️ Written by #Radiant #Fatal 🔷 #Smallville #Parody ♦️ RT (Video made by #BoneHead)


Lana Lang. Parody. reposted

"Underneath it all, the person really am is Green Arrow." 🏹 Oliver Queen 🏹 Green Arrow 🏹 CEO of Queen Industries 🏹 Married to @RadiantKrypton 🏹 Written by #BoneHead 🏹 Part of @TeamArrowRP 🏹 #Smallville #DC #ParodyAccount 🏹 RT (Video made by me)


Lana Lang. Parody. reposted

"Clark Kent will be the mask." 🔹Clark Kent 🔹Superman 🔹 Reporter for The Daily Planet 🔹Married to @AMouthyReporter 🔹 Cousin of @RadiantKrypton 🔹Part of @TeamArrowRP 🔹Written by #BoneHead 🔹#DC #Smallville #parody 🔹RT (Video made by me)


Lana Lang. Parody. reposted

"Being A Hero's Wife Means Never Accepting Defeat." 📰 Lois Lane 🌎 Reporter for the Daily Planet ✍️ My husband @MoralKryptonian 📰 Part of @TeamArrowRP 🌎 #DC #Smallville #Parody ✍️ Pinned by #Fatal #Radiant 📰 RT (Video made by #BoneHead)


Lana Lang. Parody. reposted

"I am the villain of the story." ▪️Lex Luthor ▪️President ▪️CEO/Owner of LexCorp ▪️Part of @TeamArrowRP ▪️Written by #BoneHead ▪️#Smallville #DC #Parody ▪️RT (Video made by me)


Lana Lang. Parody. reposted

"Sometimes you just gotta give hope to others.. " 💢 ~ Kara Kent ( Zorel ) 💥 ~ #Supergirl 💫 ~ Married to @ArrowEntice 💢 ~ Cousin of @MoralKryptonian 💥 ~ #Smallville #DC #Parody 💫 ~ @TeamArrowRP 💢 ~ Pinned by #Radiant #Fatal 💥 ~ RT (Video made by #BoneHead)


Follow my love.

"I hear everything. You wrote that the world doesn't need a savior, but every day I hear people crying for one.” . 🔻 Last son of Krypton 🔻 Clark Kent / Kal-El 🔻 My love @AlluringReports 🔻 Descriptive 🔻 MC 18 + 🔻 Part of @TeamArrowRP 🔻 Pinned by #Fatal #Radiant . RT



"I forgot how warm you are." 🖊️ Flipped Account 📰 Lois Lane Kent 🖊️ Reporter for the Daily Planet 📰 Married to @GallantSuperman 🖊️ Mother to Jason 📰 Part of @TeamArrowRP 🖊️ Written by #BoneHead 📰 #DC #parodyaccount 🖊️ RT



Lana Lang. Parody. reposted

"I just love it when my wife puts on her @FatalWidow costume on...for butt reasons." ✴ Flipped account ✴ Chris Evans ✴ Actor of @MoralSoldier and others. ✴ Married to @RadiantStarlett ✴ Part of @AvengersHQRP @WaywardSonsRP ✴ Written by #BoneHead#Parody #FL ✴ RT


Good cause I have missed you lots baby like a crazy amount.

I am a lucky man. So was just sitting here thinking. I am ready to get home. Another hour on the layover on this plane.



And it all yours baby. [Winks wigglin my ass.]

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His smells like it too. Got that skank hoe Halsey all over him.

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Yeah he tried to grab my ass once while we were performing. That is a no no. This ass belongs to the Real Slim Shady.

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We gonna work on kid number four. [Winks.]

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You better do more than smack it when you get home Mr Mathers. [Wiggles my ass as you smack it.]

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Rap it babeh.

Ahem, excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class! For one second! Hi kids! Do you like violence?! Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try cid and get fucked up worse that my life is?



Babe am comin out with the Mrs Slim Shady LP. All your hits sung by me.



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