Father Tree Sap
@FatherTreeSap
Wisdom from Father Tree Sap (parody account)
Caught Syphillis. Adding it to my AIDS and chlamydia. #gottacatchemall
Yeah got a reserve season pass, now I can visit them all and my first and seventh visits are free. #savings #bornwise
When people ask me if I'm native? No, I'm poor as shit and perpetually drunk cause like it. I wear the headdress to pick up bitches. Fuckers
Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years, sippin listerene for trills, always pimpin at coke deals, just slayin a monsoon of POON
Life of a #Flames fan. Possible new @FlamesNation shirt candidate? (cc: @Kent_Wilson)
MacDonald is bad, Colborne has sick mitts, Ribeiro looks like he does meth, but still owns the #Flames, MacDonald is bad #FlamesRecap
Fuckin heading up to the city to gamble with some idiots in a casino and drink listerene and fuck bitches and drive tractors and eat meat.
Yes my guidance councillors. Fuck you if you graduated on time. #grade9andstillproud #fuckers
Yeah was gonna hit my guidance councillor for being a bitch but she's 250 pounds of stupid idiot and it's probably contagious.
Everyone keeps saying it's getting cold out. I don't know, I feel fine #alcoholkeepsyouwarm
I've been on a spirit venture with my brothers. #TheReturn
Monday blues got you down? Sneak in a quick round of golf after work today to bring your spirits right back up!
Back on twitter. Prisons been good. I shit a lot easier now.
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