FauxShadows's profile picture. I am the king. Kneel to me or know the price to be paid for disobedience. @SalaciousRider is my bromance. #ChocolateMilk #M-Zilla ((NOT M. Shadows. RP, 21+))

Matt Fucking Sanders

@FauxShadows

I am the king. Kneel to me or know the price to be paid for disobedience. @SalaciousRider is my bromance. #ChocolateMilk #M-Zilla ((NOT M. Shadows. RP, 21+))

[Looks around warily] It's always so quiet here...


[shakes head] I'm starting to think I'll never get it straight from the source, @TeamHorseCock.


[Chuckles and nods] Of course I want it straight from the source, @TeamHorseCock.


I'm hungry. And thirsty. I want French toast and chocolate milk.


[Blinks quickly] Dude...is that...is that you??


I've already talked to one of the dudes that looks like me. Where's the other one?


I officially don't like this app. But it's the only one that works. [grunts and stomps my foot]


How am I supposed to be as cocky as people presume me to be if I can't bask in the glow of those little yellow stars?


I can't see favorites on this app. What the hell?


[Chuckles and inclines my head in a nod] Thanks, @SalaciousRider.


I'm /so/ glad that Twitter stopped working on this phone and that I had to download a new, weird app to be mobile. NOT.


I was going to lurk around for a bit, but PM is telling me it's time to sleep. How lame. Later.


Everyone has a girl and I'm just over here loving pizza. And soda. And ice cream. And then I get gas. So it's probably good that I'm single.


My Queen? OooOOO! You got a girl? Seems like everyone is hitched up around here. Go let her get some sleep, bro. Sleep is important.


A serious talk with Ma reine? Who in the heck is Ma reine? And why are you awake??


Why the fuck are my eyes open? Why am I conscious? WHY??


Fuck, fuckity, fuckfuckfuck. PM has to pull me for now. But I'm back. And I'm pretty sure it's for good this time.


Why would you slap me? It's the truth! I'm glad to hear you're doing well, man. That's good.


I've been better, but I've also been worse, so I can't complain too much. Not that anyone would really listen if I did. How are you?


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