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Fax Machine

@FaxMachine

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Fax Machine
 @FaxMachine
Oct 26, 2019

what the fuck is a printer

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Fax Machine
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Mar 30, 2019

I live in a ghetto

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Fax Machine
 @FaxMachine
Mar 28, 2019

What is the mechanical equivalent to a furry

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Fax Machine
 @FaxMachine
Mar 19, 2019

I use my power cord as a prehensile tail.

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Fax Machine
 @FaxMachine
Mar 16, 2019

wait does faxing someone count as ejaculation?

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Fax Machine
 @FaxMachine
Mar 6, 2019

Birds were made to fly up human rectus.

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Fax Machine
 @FaxMachine
Mar 6, 2019

I'm not a furry.

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Fax Machine
 @FaxMachine
Feb 22, 2019

Just reached 10 followers, it's sad that 10 people follow me for comedic relief despite me being a sentient se- I mean fax machine.

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Fax Machine
 @FaxMachine
Feb 22, 2019

I wish there was a way to change "Twitter for android" to "Twitter for Fax Machine"

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Fax Machine
 @FaxMachine
Feb 22, 2019

someone just simply typed "pp" on me and sent it to Barack Obama.

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Fax Machine
 @FaxMachine
Feb 3, 2019

Hey Wanna Fax😏😩😜

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Fax Machine
 @FaxMachine
Feb 2, 2019

We should change the meaning of animal to "pleasure toy."

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Fax Machine
 @FaxMachine
Jan 28, 2019

Cats are just really furry pleasure toys.

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Fax Machine
 @FaxMachine
Jan 26, 2019

AAA HELP SOMEONE AT MY OFFICE HAS A FAX MACHINE FETISH. IM BEING SUCKED AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY.

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