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Felipe has opinions and you're going to hear about them.

Rapunzel was a Russian King. Oh, I mixed that with Rasputin. That is what led what led to confusion for me.


You know why I'm glad? I'm glad I'm not a toy store.


You know what rubs me off? That the nazis were bad guys.


I am a good mix of biological composition. I could feed a lot of trees.


(Listening to gospel music) Just imagine, this is the music they listened to on the radio 600 years ago.


(About taking Catholic Communion) They're not Jesus Cookies. They're Jesus WAFFLES.


It's like Jurassic Park. As soon as you think you're done with one dinosaur, another one bites you in the ass.


If you cheated death, the last thing you should be doing is gymnastics.


No, you have to say "Alexa, Stop" with a capital "S".


It's like Groundhog Day, but everyone else knows how to play the piano.


(About Queen Elizabeth) Who is that? Why would I know who that is?


I love him so much that I don't care if he shits on my face.


The world can be divided into two people: Those who own Nordic crossbows and those who do not own Nordic crossbows.


(While eating ice cream) How can people say vanilla ice cream is boring? Do I look bored?


I feel like a giraffe sometimes. Because the way that vegetables feel in my mouth when I am eating them is probably the same way a giraffe feels.


I am a modern cowboy person.


Do cats pee through their penis too?


I feel gross being human. I'm getting squirmish having legs right now.


I like to feel my feet naked.


Ostriches aren't even birds.


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