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Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.
Programmer's Time-Space Continuum: Programmers continuously space the time.
There can never be a computer language in which you cannot write a bad program.
The typewriter, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
You just might have a southerner working for you if: There is a gun-rack mounted on the side of the monitor.
I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. It was already here. I just wasn't aware of it yet.
You just might have a southerner working for you if: The monitor is up on blocks.
The Queue Principle: The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Of course I know how to copy disks. Where's the xerox machine?
Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
An error is the more dangerous the more truth it contains.
Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live.
I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. What I thought was fifty years away, was only ten years away.
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