ᛋᚲᛁᚱᚾᛁᚱ || Skirnir
@FetchAndTake
The Bright One||Freyr's faithful yet somewhat disappointing manservant and bestfriend|| Norse Mythology RP|| MV Friendly|| The Slave driver: @LoveMeEvergreen
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Hey how you doin meestor freyr lemme whisper in ya ear
"None, really."
"My recent girlfriend is afraid of me, do I decided to break up with her. My relationships with girls end up becoming rather toxic."
"I don't even do anything anymore! She just glares at me everytime I pass by!"
You have lots of benefits. Not everyone's servant gets away with upsetting the lady of the house
"I'm just an idiotic servant who's never had a girlfriend that lasted about a month or week."
You have lots of benefits. Not everyone's servant gets away with upsetting the lady of the house
"Hey, I do the house work. I want benefits."
And pinch my wallet when the mood takes you? *He laughs.*
"Well, you don't really pay me as well, but then again, I live with you and your wife."
Pretty much. Odin's not generous. Or interested in paying for anything he can get for free
"Let me correct that... ... it's slavery."
"It's cheap labour."
"I see now."
Probably because people kept making him solve all their problems
"Then why?"
"How's that."
"Which is rarely. He's always the angry kind."
"At least he's a little bit responsible."
I suppose since he solves them anyway he may as well cause them.
"The Loki cycle. Things happen because of him, but then he resolves it anyways."
Sneaky little shit will take advantage of any possibilities
"An innocent looking bastard who's never innocent."
"Never judge by appearances." Shakes head.
And some of them are poisonous so they dare you to bite them
"Right-- and their wings are like camouflage.."
"They feel too gentle-"
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