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Willow Noghtengale is a fucking star. So is Skye Blue. #AEWCollision
Absolutely can not wait for the @LegalEagle breakdown of the Rule of Perpetuaties after the Disney thing yesterday.
Dear @texasroadhouse, I'm going to give you a genuus idea. You have burgers and fried pickle chips. How the heck do you not have a burger with fried pickle chips on it!?!?! Add some horseradish sauce and, mwah. Just. If you use this, name it after my nephew who works for you!
Is @malakaiblxck inspired at all by the Judge in Blood Meridian? The combination of philosophical musings, poetic language and violence reminds me so much of the Judge. Or Anton Chigurh in No Country. But there's something very Cormac McCarthy about that character.
I really think @willowwrestles is gonna be the future of some company. I hope it's AEW because her and Hayter have such contrasting energy, I think that could be an electric feud. Willow is the BEST.
Is @AetnaHelp creating a pregnancy registry in Florida? Are you paying OBGYNs a bounty so that you can report them to the state of Florida? Why are you giving doctors cash bonuses for violating HIPAA to send information to Florida? That's kinda fucked up.
Muta vs Sting at Full gear...? I'm just saying. I wouldn't hate that. #AEWRampage
So, Ten gets hurt this week. Uno gets hurt next week. Than Hangman joins DO for the title against Omega/Bucks at All In? I'm good with that! #AEWRampage
Hey. OMITB writers...in episode 8, when Marv says "I did not hurt her." Was that a reference to Tommy Wiseau in the Room??? @OnlyMurdersHulu
Has anyone thought of calling this sex act the Buckingman Phallus? #princewilliamaffair #PrinceOfPegging
Wheeler Yuta's new gear looks like something Jack Kirby drew. I love them. #DeathBeforeDishonor
Willow Nightengale is really good in the ring, easy to root for and has charisma for days. She will be a big star. @willowwrestles #DeathBeforeDishonor
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