ThingsFezSays
@FezThings
This is a recording of all the things legendary philosopher Fez says. Mostly taking out of context.
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"I'm 1% everything, including German, because I don't have any Jewish friends"
"Nah we do things 50-50, if you go down then I'm going down with you"
"Did you know that transgenders are the most dangerous ninjas?" Why? "They slash them"
These walls are well protected. "Yeah, unlike the Mexico border"
"Mom, test tube, you don't get to tell me when I'm on timeout. I do that myself."
We're all brown, just different shades. "You mean fifty shades of brown?"
My mom is a hard working woman. "Yeah well my mom doesn't exist"
"You're watching the cringe channel and I approve this message"
You live by the sword, you die by the sword. "Lucky we got guns instead"
You're vaccinated, right? "Are you assuming my medical status?"
"I don't believe in the Corolla virus, Toyotas are stupid vehicles anyways"
*playing slaves & masters* "This is a card game, not a lifestyle idiots"
"I shouldve posted this on Sep 11: Why were the twin towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane!"
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