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FiFi Switchblade

@FiFiSwitchblade

I'm a burlesque/ sideshow performer based out of Austin TX! Join me in my crazy life adventures! The Sideshow Senorita Follow me on Instagram - fifi_switchblade

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If anyone is ever mean to you or acts like they are better then you. Just remember that they have had explosive diarrhea at one point in their lives. #WordsOfWisdom #WordsToLiveBy


I miss my cats. I wish we could text each other. #furbabies #CatsofTwittter


I love waffles


Please tell me Aqua's "I'm a Barbie Girl" will be the title track to this.

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You're a Utah 7 at best.


One day I hope to work on set with Muppets. #productionlife #Muppets


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When I think no one notices I'm high at work. #420day #420friendly


Just did a deep dive through my own Instagram account and deleted some old posts. Whoa. What a wild ride. #instagram #cringe


Waiting to be the last car exiting the garage because my driver side window doesn't roll down and I have to exit my car to grab the ticket from the kiosk and I always end up holding up the line and then anxiety sets in and I panic and holy shit this run on sentence!


Sometimes my brain lags like a 2005 Dell.


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