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@FidesGuard

Building a satirical (for now) VC company. Wait list is available on my website but you might be waiting awhile .

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Imagine a future where your smartwatch not only tracks your steps but tells your true biological age in real-time using advanced sensors! Would real time matter less? Probably, yes.🤯Especially if paired with cutting-edge age-reversing therapies, this wearable tech could guide…


Thrilled to partner with Murphy’s Platinum Plan. They're a subscription service first and an insurance company second. Subscriptions start at $99/mo—that pay out if everything goes wrong in 24hrs: cloud outage, breakup, coffee on laptop, synchronized fire alarms. Tiers: Basic…

FidesGuard's tweet image. Thrilled to partner with Murphy’s Platinum Plan. They're a subscription service first and an insurance company second.

Subscriptions  start at $99/mo—that pay out if everything goes wrong in 24hrs: cloud  outage, breakup, coffee on laptop, synchronized fire alarms.

Tiers: Basic…

Thrilled to welcome OneMark to our portfolio. Their new luxury watch the OneMark TwoHands tm stops exactly 24 hours after you wear it—a perfect way to mark life’s biggest moments (or, for the ambitious, to prove your commitment to luxury). Wear it once. Keep that second…

FidesGuard's tweet image. Thrilled to welcome OneMark to our portfolio. Their new luxury watch the OneMark TwoHands tm stops exactly 24 hours after you wear it—a perfect way to mark life’s biggest moments (or, for the ambitious, to prove your commitment to luxury). 

Wear it once. Keep that second…

Thrilled to team up with HexR — the AR platform redefining IP protection through geo-bound “hexes” that ward startups’ intellectual property across real-world locations. Patents cost a fortune, but hexes are cheap and are available via a subscription model. Post-cast data reports…

FidesGuard's tweet image. Thrilled to team up with HexR — the AR platform redefining IP protection through geo-bound “hexes” that ward startups’ intellectual property across real-world locations. Patents cost a fortune, but hexes are cheap and are available via a subscription model. Post-cast data reports…

Thrilled to announce our latest portfolio addition at Soul Logik Capital: EctoMetrics—the startup disrupting the afterlife with AI-powered ectoplasm detectors that monetize your hauntings as NFTs. Because why let ghosts linger rent-free when they can generate yield? 👻💸…


Introducing DustOff Inc: the first startup to clean your digital life by vacuuming up AI-generated nonsense, forgotten files, and algorithmic noise—because your inbox deserves a breathing mask.

FidesGuard's tweet image. Introducing DustOff Inc: the first startup to clean your digital life by  vacuuming up AI-generated nonsense, forgotten files, and algorithmic  noise—because your inbox deserves a breathing mask.

Thrilled to welcome start-up Breathen into our portfolio! 🚀 Breathen is an innovative company that empowering users to track, share, and monetize their breathing habits—leading the future of wellness data. 📈💡 Excited to see how this breathes new life into influencer…

FidesGuard's tweet image. Thrilled to welcome start-up Breathen into our portfolio! 🚀 Breathen is an  innovative company that empowering users to track, share, and monetize their  breathing habits—leading the future of wellness data. 📈💡 Excited to  see how this breathes new life into influencer…

Business strategy isn’t a roadmap—it’s a Schrödinger’s spreadsheet, where every decision is both genius and a mystery until the boardroom lid lifts. That’s why we’re Launching Four: where quantum chaos collides with corporate consulting. 🌌✨ Our consultants translate the…

FidesGuard's tweet image. Business strategy isn’t a roadmap—it’s a Schrödinger’s spreadsheet,  where every decision is both genius and a mystery until the boardroom  lid lifts. That’s why we’re Launching Four: where quantum chaos collides  with corporate consulting. 🌌✨ Our consultants translate the…

Just invested in MindMesh — a breakthrough AI platform that learns how you interact with your devices and surroundings by monitoring your micro-expressions to personalize your daily experience. It adjusts your digital content, social interactions, and environment in real time…

FidesGuard's tweet image. Just invested in MindMesh — a breakthrough AI platform that learns how  you interact with your devices and surroundings by monitoring your micro-expressions to personalize your  daily experience. It adjusts your digital content, social interactions,  and environment in real time…

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🚀 Excited to launch OptiAgree! Spending hours reading long terms & contracts? We’re building an AI that takes care of that for you. Just give OptiAgree legal consent once, and it’ll optimize your data privacy choices—no more endless scrolling through TOS. We’re sharing…

FidesGuard's tweet image. 🚀  Excited to launch OptiAgree! Spending hours reading long terms &  contracts? We’re building an AI that takes care of that for you. Just  give OptiAgree legal consent once, and it’ll optimize your data privacy  choices—no more endless scrolling through TOS.

We’re  sharing…

🚀 Introducing OptiAgree! Tired of endless terms & contracts? Let our AI handle your data consent—optimizing choices for you with a single click. 🔒🤖 Give OptiAgree legal consent once & never read another TOS again! Your privacy, simplified.✨ #DataPrivacy #AI

FidesGuard's tweet image. 🚀  Introducing OptiAgree! Tired of endless terms & contracts? Let our  AI handle your data consent—optimizing choices for you with a single  click. 🔒🤖

Give OptiAgree legal consent once & never read another TOS again! Your privacy, simplified.✨

#DataPrivacy #AI

🔒 Introducing Smile Lease LLC: Your Smile, Our Precision. 😶‍🌫️ Step into the future where your smile is scanned, shaped, and optimized like never before. Our advanced smile scanning technology, integrated seamlessly with state-of-the-art supportive systems, ensures every curve…

FidesGuard's tweet image. 🔒 Introducing Smile Lease LLC: Your Smile, Our Precision. 😶‍🌫️

Step  into the future where your smile is scanned, shaped, and optimized like  never before. Our advanced smile scanning technology, integrated  seamlessly with state-of-the-art supportive systems, ensures every curve…

🚀 Launching IdeaForge Inc. today! 💡 The vertically integrated idea generation company.

FidesGuard's tweet image. 🚀 Launching IdeaForge Inc. today! 💡 The vertically integrated idea generation company.

Nolstalgia Works is a provider of Nostalgia-as-a-Service, personalized, subscription-based access to curated moments from history—delivered as uplifting digital experiences to you.

FidesGuard's tweet image. Nolstalgia Works is a provider of Nostalgia-as-a-Service, personalized, subscription-based  access to curated moments from history—delivered as uplifting digital experiences to you.

Good news. We cured aging.

FidesGuard's tweet image. Good news. We cured aging.

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