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Tip: don't become friends with your sibling's bf/gf. They know too much. 🙃


Me applying for a job through mail- accidentally presses send after only writing "Hi". #offtoagreatstart


When you're in the middle of a conversation with someone and he/she raises their phone to take a selfie #basedonatruestory


If you love exercise more than pizza, then this isn't going to work out


When people talk parties in front of you and you ain't invited #alwaysagreatfeeling 👍


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So sad hearing this news today. Im so tired. I wish the family and friends affected by this tragedy strength.

50 people killed in 'terrorist' attack on Orlando gay nightclub ind.pn/1PmKndB



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Over 50 people shot dead for doing nothing wrong. Never harming anyone. Just dancing together, probably making this world a better place. 💔


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Prayers are cool and all, and comforting for some. But I don't want to hear people who have the power to change laws talking bout prayer.


I'm just going to put this right here youtube.com/watch?v=t5FFIq… #bwah


Tinder for me is just a string of accidental swipes


My puns are either hated or appreciated


Sorry boo, this sandwich aint lookin to be spread


So many people preach against the use of cannabis and forget that alcohol & nicotine is killing people by the 1,000,000's


In front of you. TWICE.


when someone uses your joke and takes credit for it


The internet is a dangerous place when u haven't seen the latest GoT episode. #dodgingspoilerslikebullets


What's the capital of Thailand? T.


A beard is just pubes on your face and pubic hair is just a beard on your crotch


My mom thinks I'm pretty cool


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