Film Critic Trump
@FilmswithDonald
45th President of the United States of America, film critic of the world.
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Heard "Cuck"ryn Bigelow's "Detroit" bullies cops #allscreenlivesmatter
Couldn't understand the dialogue in "Dunkirk." Like listening to "Marble-Mouth" Mitch McConnell!
Sad to see weak hobbits not willing to use ring of power. Very very poor decision, could rule all of Middle Earth and "No Eyes" Sauron.
Kurt Russel's plan in "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2" is the entirety of my foreign policy. Sneaky Obama clearly spying on my film reviews!
So confused who the last samurai is in "The Last Samurai." Tom Cruise? Sneaky Jap guy? STUPID LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD LIES.
Enjoyed chopping it up with @maxwellsandler, @FilmswithDonald and their homey. Good dudes making their way in the world.
Still thinking that "Zookeeper's Wife" just a sequel to "Time Traveller's Wife" and "We Bought a Zoo." Confusing!
"Ghost in the Shell" with Scarlett NOhansson bombing worse than ISIS. Could have written a better movie about a donkey!
Watching all of Wesley Snipes' movies today. Great man, should never have been duped for not paying a few crooked taxes. SAD.
We will be sending MOABs to "Smurfs: Lost Village." Where is this village? Bad "dudes" up in there let me tell you.
Hoping there's a big, beautiful Death Star in "The Last Jedi." Didn't see one in new trailer, hope Disney doesn't drop the ball again!
I know where Walt Disney's body is and let me tell you, it's beautiful and grand and the most incredible frozen body you've ever seen.
"Rocky Horror Picture Show:" great pic, the transexuals went back to their planet. Only man who should go into women's bathroom is me!
I bombed Syria because of lousy movie "The Salesman." Don't let lying liberal media tell you anything else!
Not sure which Smurfs movie to watch tonight. Maybe all? I LOVE blue people!
"Kong: Skull Island" almost as boring as new season of "The Apprentice." Bad TV, snore!
"Boss Baby" the most confusing title since "Yojimbo." Make your movie in English!
Barely any morphing in the new "Power Rangers." Biggest disappointment since my first wife. Sad!
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