Lance
@FiredrakeGenius
Esteemed master of the sacred Dragon Clan, Champion, and Master Dragon Trainer. Regardless of my many titles, please, refer to me as Lance.
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"drαɢoɴ-тype poĸéмoɴ.. αre ιɴvιɴcιвle!" PT Veteran/ New to Char 《 𝙉ᴏᴛ 𝙉ᴇᴡ 𝙏ᴏ 𝙍𝙋! 》 《𝙎ᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ/𝘾ʀᴀᴄᴋ! 》 《 𝙉ᴏɴ/𝙇ᴇᴡᴅ! 》 《𝙇ɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ! 》 《 𝙎ᴇᴍɪ-𝘿ᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ! 》 𝙋ʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ 𝙍𝙏
"I'd slap you for a pack of Blacks and a beats CD."
"Sheer coincidence."
"Oh. Then why are you wearin' the Hammerlocke colors?" Blink blink.
"............ Acquaintance, at best."
Looks over the edge of her phone. "Oh, sorry, boyfriend?"
Eyebrows raise.
"Oh, nice! Raihan's friend followed me!"
"... Huh."
To be fair, Lance is a looser. In an alternate universe where Clair and I are besties, Clair and I would often tease Lance for being a looser. Also I would tease Lance for being lower on the pecking order than me since it went: Clair, myself, Lance respectively.
Stumbles into @PokemonKristal with a soft wince. "What happened-- I had such a terrible dream... You were there.."
"Hm? We don't.."
To be fair, Lance is a looser. In an alternate universe where Clair and I are besties, Clair and I would often tease Lance for being a looser. Also I would tease Lance for being lower on the pecking order than me since it went: Clair, myself, Lance respectively.
DJ Lance, AKA, @FiredrakeGenius is spitting in #BeatUpAshParty! Catch his performance and grab a sip of tea as everyone snatches Ash's hat and drags his weave to the Pokémon Center!
"AHAAAAA!!! WADDUP, WADDUP, WAZZAAAAAAP!!! WE BEATIN' HIS LIL AAAASSSSS!! I GOT THE TUNES, GET THE BROOM STICKS AND LEAVE A BRUISE THE SIZE OF A POKEBALL ON HIS LITTLE HEAD!!!" #BeatUpAshParty
"AHAAAAA!!! WADDUP, WADDUP, WAZZAAAAAAP!!! WE BEATIN' HIS LIL AAAASSSSS!! I GOT THE TUNES, GET THE BROOM STICKS AND LEAVE A BRUISE THE SIZE OF A POKEBALL ON HIS LITTLE HEAD!!!" #BeatUpAshParty
"YOOO, I MISSPELLED VERSUS!!!"
"OOOOOH SNAP!! IT'S ON LIKE MANKEY KONG IN THIS BIYAAATCH!!! MIKU HATSUNE @PokemonKristal VERSES THAT BIG HEADED GIRL!! @RockinVomica!!! STREETS AIN'T READYYYY!!!!"
"OOOOOH SNAP!! IT'S ON LIKE MANKEY KONG IN THIS BIYAAATCH!!! MIKU HATSUNE @PokemonKristal VERSES THAT BIG HEADED GIRL!! @RockinVomica!!! STREETS AIN'T READYYYY!!!!"
"YOO WHAT WHAT, GOLD'S GETTIN' CANCELED!!! POGGERS!!!!" SLAPS THE AIRHORN BUTTON ON HIS DJ BOOTH!! "I GOT THE FATTEST BEAT FOR HIS FUNERAL!!! LETS GIDDDIIITT!!!!"
Dragonite is behind a curtain, Googling Unova slang at lightning speed and feeding it to him--
"Yo, that's too far away for my blood, ya dig? I know the honeys are out there and they got Yung Dragon Masters love too, on Arceus, no cap!"
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