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If you can coddle the infection they can amputate at once


I’m bouta put lemon pepper on these collards I NEVER GAF


Okay so idk what this “trend” might be on my TL, but what we’re NOT GONNA DO is compare Kelly and Bey !! K thanks !!!???!!!


Im sorry but I went thru a lot of these replies and.. 😬😬 .. men need to be lonelier

Honestly im on the girls side. Stop expecting women to act like men. They get emotional for a reason. Date a man if you dont wanna deal with it. All he has to do is give her some kisses, or something and not take her emotions personal.



Having a male obgyn is too woke for me and I will die on this hill


Let it grow and let’s taste the inbred tomato

Someone please explain this to me👇🏽



I don’t like how when I’m eating I can’t unlock my phone like wdym 😩


Early Chris Brown music is bees. No I won’t explain-


Just so yk Valentine’s Day is for real lovers not yall ugly poly people


Fun fact in newborn stages, the human baby looks more like the father to prevent the fathers from eating them; yes this is human babies. Evolution is crazy 😭


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Lights, Cameras, FADES !


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Man shout out to Pap for consistently picking women that can go downstairs to see what that noise was.


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This first medical bill off his parents insurance shocked him into straight action omg

26 is such a funny age to assassinate a healthcare CEO



Twitter is so funny cause why I’m seeing nothing but Mexican girls tryna fight back 😭


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Those pussies in Europe bout to learn about fentanyl n hell cats

Philly is getting the portal

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I felt my friend when she said she doesn’t care to show off cause she wants to stay farrrr off everyone’s radar. She doesn’t want people hating her or being envious; she wants to be alone, unknown in her peace with no one plotting on her or trying to work witchcraft on her 😭😭😭


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Kai Cenat, Fanum, & Duke Dennis share a moment reflecting on how they went from rags to riches while looking at their Lambos 😭 x.com/jimmylubetron/…


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BREAKING: The storm surge for Hurricane Milton is expected to be 15 feet. To give you an idea of how deadly this is, here's what 9 feet looks like:

From wave

BREAKING: Hurricane Milton is now a category 5 with 175 mph windgusts, the 4th strongest storm in Atlantic history.



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This is so @FirstOffBitch when she was single 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"why you single??" me: 😭

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me: 😭


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you called?

"why you single??" me: 😭

therealkay0's tweet image. "why you single??"

me: 😭


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