FishBoyGenius
@FishBoyGenius
INTP. 169IQ. Rudolf Nureyev Institute professor emeritus at 16 (transgender dance theory). Gemini. Hot. If your profile is over 60% retweets I won't follow back
sigh... it's so hard being the exception to every single post women make about men being bad
We all had that one weird mate who’d show you someone being skinned alive before food tech in year 8
'Cocoa solids' implies the existence of another form of cocoa. The obvious guess would be liquid, but what about cocoa gas, cocoa plasma, or cocoa Bose-Einstein condensate... I'm close.
Watching this old show I stumbled across called "Star Trek" (confusing name, sounds too much like Star Wars imo. Probably hoping confused grandmas buy the wrong merch) and - OMG. You'll never guess what the captain of their spaceship is called.
*jeering children* "Oh, you just found out about 2hollis? Hah! We on 3hollis now gramps!"
The most overrated writer is Dostoyevsky. Just gibberish. Can you understand a single word of this?
Kinder eggs were created by spies to have an easily accessible keistering tool
Ciao bella, stroke my meaty rod with your tonsils onegai #multilingualpickuplines
My lithe brown body was conceived when my father, a reclusive genius, made frantic love to a chocolate yule log in a supermarket confectionery aisle and then snuck it into a crevice in the rotisserie chicken machine to incubate for 9 months.
Donning the cadin'sor and hitting Ryan Reynolds with balefire to fix reddit bisexuals #nichereference
American protestants whipping up a fresh version of the reddit atheist meme:
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