Drew Cooper *Protagonist Arc*
@FixTheVote
I'm a cishet white dude with a JD, so of course I have opinions. Every thing that I was taught about life turned out to be a meme... Y’all/Yinz
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If y’all would stop putting my personality traits in the DSM, that’d be great. Thanks
I can’t stop thinking that Civil Engineers imply the existence of Criminal Engineers.
Ugly crying as I realize that I am already the adult that my inner child would both look up to and go to for comfort. Mustering the courage to be even better for the chaotic little me(s) that I’m raising.
I know imposter syndrome is commonly felt by those with ADHD, it is it normal to feel it projected onto others? It’s so much harder to feel genuine when you suspect others are constantly hiding. Is a fully authentic experience within my grasp, or forever beyond my fingertips?
Conservatives really are an interesting bunch. In 2016 Trump ran on jailing his political rival, Hillary Clinton, and Conservatives coooomed themselves over "lock her up," but now that the shoe is on the other foot, they start making memes like this.
Why is it that the moments that feel the most peaceful are those that can harm us the most with remembrance?
Thai may just be a “me” thing l, but the Discworld books are best enjoyed when drunk on a Caribbean beach.
People at the gym: “He looks so intense, I wonder what demons he is battling.” In my head: [LMFAO beat] “SQUATS SQUATS SQUATS SQUATS SQUATS SQUATS, EVERYBODY!!!”
“The price for love is grief, and it’s a bargain.” -Noah Lugeons, The Scathing Atheist ep: 528 @PiatPod is starting my thursday off with some hard truth.
Present me just remembered to thank past me for planning ahead. Now I’m proud of present me. Neat
“I would like to RAGE” has somehow become my new “lightweight baby” in the gym.
Two days ago, my 5 year old son walked into my bathroom and said, “Dad, you look jacked!” Yesterday he called me a “Gigachad”. I don’t know what he wants yet, but he’s probably going to get it
This Maegan Hall situation really is a golden opportunity for slut-shamers isn't it? I've had my fill of the memes already this morning.
My stomach before leaving the house at 5:30am - “We feel good and empty, let’s do work out!” My stomach on rep 4 of 12 at 5:50am- “We have to shit… NOW!!!!”
Every once in a while, as I’m packing my kids’ lunchboxes, I am struck with the realization that there are hungry children in my country. How the hell is food instability still a thing in America? Richest nation on earth, but we still can’t eliminate childhood hunger. SMH
Fully malevolent villains can serve as the protagonists of their own stories. Have to keep that in mind. Merry Christmas to those who are celebrating today.
Facebook keeps trying to target me with ads for some weird mushroom coffee drinks. I kind of love that the algorithm doesn't understand drugs. It's sweet.
The mirror in which I'm most comfortable taking gym selfies is a bit out of the way, probably why it's my favorite. It's also quite filthy. Do I mention it to someone, ignore it, or just bring a rag and some Invisible Glass tomorrow? I'm not sure which etiquette to apply here.
I've always felt like The Golden Record was hinting at something.
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