Lady D-Piddy
@FknLadyDeadpool
"Holy Chimichanga..D-Piddy has her own fuckin' Twitter. Th'fuck does that mean? It means you're all beyond fucked!"
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|| Alright. I’m gonna say this. Rp is feeling dead to me now. None of my accounts ever really have interactions and honestly I’m thinking of leaving. Thoughts?
For the record. @vigiIantardor is Wanda’s. Yes. She has claimed her. She will murder someone over her. Don’t be that someone.
•Restarting this account. •Obviously not new to RP. •Descriptive AF. •4th wall breaks and godmodding. •Writer: #Ævilok RT?
Throws a bucket of water at @PrinceOfCIowns. Not the water. Literally throws the bucket at him.
A suit was defiled, yes. But! She complimented that sweet sweet booty. So, Yes way Patty may! “Aw, C’mon. Work with me here, I did all this work to get in here to talk to you! I didn’t even kill anyone. That should show how much I respect you.” Lack of murder equals respect?
". . ." So, she admits to defiling his poor suit and then asks for an autograph as if nothing happened? No way, José! "Get out of my tower."
“What? Psssshhht! Pfffft! Noooooyeah.. the one you usually wear. I scratched it right onto the ass because daaaaamn.” For some reason she’s magically wearing a Black Sabbath shirt and holding a marker. “Can you sign my shirt!?” Crazy fan mode activate. Sparkly eyes and all.
The cookie hits him right on the nose and falls on the floor. He blinks. That, for some reason, isn't what grabs his attention the most. "You. . . You scratched a logo into one of my suits?"
Her eyes squint just slightly, her gloved hand reaching in to grasp a cookie before throwing it at him. “C’mon, make this fun. Get mad! Shoot me with your laser thingies. Go get in the suit that I scratched my logo int— I mean. The suit that is perfectly fine!”
RDJ? Read? The fuck? "Knock yourself out." It's not like he was going to eat them anyway. "Don't choke on them."
“Hey, I can read that!” Small chewed bits of cookie fly from her mouth upon her outburst. Her gaze turning toward the screen. “I don’t know if he’s shopping. Anywho, back to you RDJ... I mean, Stark.” Turns back to face him. “I’m taking these cookies.”
Blinks. "I. . . guess?" Does he look like he does the shopping around here?
Is nomming cookies she stole from his cabinet behind him. “These are good.. must be Pepperidge Farms.”
"It is not acceptable to steal food from Stark, or anyone else for that matter. Stealing is against the law, and we don't vibe with that in casa de Stark, so."
ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰ sᴏʟᴏs. (ᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴀᴄʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄᴀᴜᴛɪᴏɴ.)
“Buy it or not. It’s the truth. C’mon. Let’s go.” She hoisted him up and tugged him alongside her. Making her way down to an ice cream shop. “I’m not gonna be a big asshat to you anymore.”
“No—..” Wanda reached forward and ripped the tape off of his mask. “—Bullshit.” She said finishing her comment. She’s being weirdly nice. Maybe she’s had a lot of time to collect herself.
“Oh believe me I know, once you get up we can go get some ice cream. I think I owe you that much for my little sneak attack.” She knelt down beside him, smirking just a bit, watching as his wound began to close.
“Correction. Gay little bitch.” The blonde mercette then grabs her pistol and shoots him in the back of the head, grinning. “Can’t see that coming when your eyes are covered Wyatt! And when you heal up all the way we can talk about it.”
May or may not be scratching her logo into one of @HeartOfArc’s many suits. “I have claimed this in the name of me! My job here is done.” [She knows he might get mad right?] {I don’t think she cares.} “You’re right, I don’t, voices in my head!”
"I know everything. I can't help it." 🔹Experienced in RP and character 🔹Seeking SLs,crossovers welcome 🔹Detailed, descriptive 🔹Please RT
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