I'm sure you're jealous, but I've already decided I won't share.
See this? My wonderful associate? She's significantly more wonderful than /your/ associates. And a better kisser.
See her over there? That's Free Agent Moran, and she'll kick your fucking arse down to the last circle of Hell.
Moran said something about fighting my battles, but she keeps not being at my side for it.
It appears that rugby morons are not fond of nail polish.
The left-hand is sloppy, though. I liked it better when she did it.
“@BohemianHolmes: What do normal people do on Saturday nights?” Define 'normal'.
I'll just throw pebbles at her window like I'm in a bad romantic comedy.
I just almost broke my neck trying to shimmy up the gutter.
Just realized a glaring hole in my plan: I'm entirely unathletic.
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