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PB&J Otter

@FlowerFailure

the ikea monkey but less iconic. •27•

I saw someone step right into a deep ass puddle and accidentally audibly gasped out loud and he turned around to glare at me. All I could do was apologize and continue to awkwardly laugh


Who ever is doing this Miami players face work, needs to get fired because any sudden movements and their chins are toppling js


Siri, look up how to become a music influencer on Apple Music


27 year old me just purchased Pierce the Veil tickets for 14 year old me. I’m so emotional


The world is watching you cretins.


I found out Charles Kirk died from playing toontown, how’s yalls days going??


Playing the imperial march til morning and crossing my fingers that this is actually it


My secret sauce for the swifties is that Clara Bow was supposed to be on this new album


If I had a nickel for every time Oscar Isaac played an Egyptian deity, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice


#tar37 he’s such a whiny baby. I did this shit at 16, but you can’t pull a fake body without complaining and whining


Coming back to this after being within an inch of a capybara. I can die in peace, the circle of my life has been closed

Brazil and folk music have been my safe space lately. If someone finds me a capybara in a 30 km radius my life is complete



Steel guitar supremacy 4ever… theremin supremacy 5ever… Grammy category for best *the sound of these instruments*


Me and my sister cousins are the epitome of oldest, middle, youngest. The oldest has been my brutalist therapist since I was 7, the middle one gets forgotten because she’s in California, and I am the forever emo teenager who’s also annoying


Say nothing the show is incredible. Glorious study of the troubles


Y’all would rather vote for a man WITH WORMS IN HIS HEAD than a woman, lame, losers, dick game WACK


Remember to vote WFP if you haven’t yet


I have decided that maybe I want to be a hockey stan, seem like a very angry sport and that speaks to me


Keep in mind The freeman story got me yesterday, but he needs to sue whatever dentist gave him those beaver chompers


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