Plumbers are the most under appreciated profession out there #thankfulforyall
Wedding registries don’t really make sense. There should be single registries for people without combined household incomes, okay?
Some people have never had uncovered street parking in the winter and it really shows.
I've gotta say, December is the best time of year to be a stoner
Every compass Needs a north star Tame this recklessness But keep these wild hearts
So fucking jealous of everyone getting down with @dirtyheads at Red Rocks tonight...light one up for me CO!
...everyone else is long gone and you're just running in circles by yourself contemplating the meaning of life #victorylaps
Being in college for a sixth year is like being the last one to finish the mile run at a track meet...
Spent most of my Monday dreaming about yesterday's powder at @SkiWhitefish 🎿
Getting into bed after a long day of shredding powder like #yas 🙌🏼
Dreamt that I was in a coma for the next three months #ifonly 😴
Group projects be like, "let's get together for several hours to complain about this class and accomplish nothing" #collegeproblems
At the end of the day when I turn off the lights and the bullshit fades away #HomeAlone ✨✌🏼️
My roommates are having date nights and I'm just in my room getting high and buying tapestries online #typical ✨
"Im at a point right now... Where I either want to go to another bar or go to whole foods"
My pupils have probably just now returned to a normal size #bassnectar
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