TheBroCode
@FollowBroCode
Spelling out the rules of being a true Bro. Listen and follow carefully. *Viewer discretion is advised*
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#IReallyDislike when bros sit on a machine at the gym in between sets. Stand up and let me work in.
#TwitterHasTaughtMe the lack of real bros out there. Men like "I just want to cuddle" STOP. Man up.
A true bro must follow at least one sport. Preferably hockey
#4) A bro never divulges the existence of the bro code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason.
Real bros don't own cats. Unless its a lion or tiger..then that'd be dope.
I'm teaching you all the Bromandments. Just call me Broses.
Guys who tweet about Starbucks, Your Bro Card is being revoked Sincerely True Bros
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