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TheBroCode

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Spelling out the rules of being a true Bro. Listen and follow carefully. *Viewer discretion is advised*

#MyLifeIn5Words gettin pussy every damn day


#IReallyDislike when bros sit on a machine at the gym in between sets. Stand up and let me work in.


If you don't follow the NHL #ImJudgingYou


#BestBreakUpLines I'm sorry I just don't have enough time to date you and be awesome


My thoughts are dirty but my kicks are clean #BroCode


#TwitterHasTaughtMe the lack of real bros out there. Men like "I just want to cuddle" STOP. Man up.


Real bros dress classy at all times


Bros do not use extra y's when they say "hey"


A true bro must follow at least one sport. Preferably hockey


#4) A bro never divulges the existence of the bro code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason.


Whoever invented yoga pants is a true bro. #ISeeYou


Real bros don't own cats. Unless its a lion or tiger..then that'd be dope.


I'm teaching you all the Bromandments. Just call me Broses.


Guys who tweet about Starbucks, Your Bro Card is being revoked Sincerely True Bros


#3) If a bro gets a dog, it must be atleast as tall as his knee when full grown.


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